A theory

Yesterday, a friend of mine mentioned something about a crazy theory of hers regarding dressing and looking good for your CRUSH.. that IT DOESNT REALLY WORK, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!!! You just won't get noticed!!! According to her theory, if you go to school looking good, smelling good, and feeling good...and hope that your crush will notice (or even talk you) will not work in three ways a) He or she is either absent or sick b) that person is busy or totally just out of your way or c) your STARS and PLANETS aren't aligned today. But in all the days that GOD created like the days that you look worn out or simply not your usual best (mukhang katulong or alalay or you just simply look pathethic)...like when you have that old pair of jeans on or you're wearing that old worn-out shirt again...YOUR CRUSH will come in charging at you as if Sea Biscuit is racing for the National Derby!!!!! There you are caught between the race track and the rider...hoping that somehow that person will avoid you!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! NOW I think more of this as an ESTABLISHED FACT!!!

I THINK SHE'S ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY RIGHT!!!!

Don't you think she's right??? It's devastating to see the person you are trying to avoid will suddenly pop-up of nowhere and destroy your entire day with utter disregard! Not like this! Not when you look like a heaping piece of trash??!!! Ah! Nothing beats that embarassment! You pray to all the pagan gods...anitos and anitas...wanting to wilt and die instantly...

We are so often subject to this...thing...what ever you call it...i call it "Look Good YET Feel Bad thinggammajigg!!! Why? Because I said so...