I feel like a sloth these past few days...after the operation. Must have been my bed...I've been oversleeping lately. Again school is totally uneventful. I really can't bare to stay there doing nothing...Thats why after I dismiss my class...I'm outta there FAST!
A few days ago, while I was giving a friend some serious advice about her condition (well you know me besides from being a jerk - thanks Angel - i can dispense some serious advice every once in a while) I can't remember this important WORD...my mind kept on kicking "ATROCITY" but it wasn't the right word to describe her situation. I needed a word to say "UBUSAN" in tagalog or something to do with decimation...BUT I FREAKIN CANT THINK OF IT or anything close to that!!! I even went online and read World War I articles...the last war that I think best describes the word I'm looking for...I STILL CANT FREAKIN REMEMBER IT! Opened up a thesaurus...not there...dictionary...not even close....online searches...NADA ZIP ZERO NULL
A day went by...STILL NO FREAKIN IDEA....
another day went by but still...FUCKING CLUELESS!
On the third day, while I was in the toilet...DO I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD what I was doin? No need...In my time of divine silence...Suddenly the elusive word came up..."ATTRITION"...just as a piece of my turd came splashing to the bottom of the toilet...What a great way to remember a word...of all the weird places I could think of. Well, it must be true they say that a medieval english king signed royal papers while in the toilet because he is at his best there and there he also named his chaimberlain "Chancellor of the STOOL" - therefore inventing the medical use of the word. Well, I'm no king (I WISH!!!) but that similar situation certainly worked for me!
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