I got tagged

I got tagged so I must write these things down…little know facts about myself

1. I don't believe in "weird" is an appropriate term when applied to habits or little known facts about people. Everyone has things particular to them – and weirdness just depends on how specific you want to be when describing them. If everything is "weird" – nothing is "weird".
2. I do not possess the ability to suspend disbelief enough to become a Christian... or an airplane pilot.
3. I love people but hate crowds.
4. Every morning i wake up a full three and a half minutes before my will to live.
5. Luckily my suicidal impulse sleeps late.
6. I am narcissism incarnate. In fact, if Narcissus himself were alive, he'd bow down to me and my incredible ego.
7. That fact alone has, quite literally at times, been the only thing that has kept me alive.
8. I believe that reality is an entirely local phenomenon - Which the universe functions under the weight of belief and opinion. That if people thought about something in a different way – then that difference would become fact. For this reason I am irrationally afraid of the terrible things I think up when I am alone.
9. One of my favorite activities is ceasing to exist in space-time. I secret myself away somewhere no one can find me and I stop moving entirely. I disconnect myself from any remnant of cause-and-effect reality. I make myself as small and rippleless as possible against the flow of time and wait until I’m not thinking of anything and I’m sure no one anywhere is thinking of me. Then I simply stop existing altogether. Depending on your point of view - this lasts forever or for no time at all.
10. As I've said before, I don't really go in for these things and this one was completed strictly as a courtesy to Marqui. I will however not act as a vector for this sort of viral contrivance. I will not inflict this on six others as the "rules" declare. This strain ends with me.