Who the FUCK likes mondays? If you could come up with one good thing about mondays, please let me know. (Well except for one thing - its one day closer to the weekend) It seems as if there has to happen some shit during the week, it has to be on a monday.
I didn't have to drag myself out of the bed today...I was lucid the very moment I opened my eyes...and I didn't have to crawl on my belly to take a bath...everything went swell...
BUT
My week didn't start off well. I'm soooo pissed! I started my class early...for the second straight meeting, I wasn't late...Isn't that great?
WRONG!
I got in early to find out that a couple of computer workstations have missing peripherals...one was missing a power cord, the other one had a mouse misplaced, and another had a malfunctioning keyboard! GRRRR! How am I going to teach if my if the fucking computer is broke!!!!!??? I wasted almost 30 minutes figuring out where the missing parts were!!!! Half of the time wasted! The idiots during Saturday class dont give a shit on who uses the computer lab after them! Just like a used condom...thrown away without any second thought. I nearly blew my TOP!
I was a NUCLEAR WARHEAD aimed indiscriminately at anything!
But I have to gain my composure...I sorta convinced my self that I've been through much rougher and tougher circumstances than this...It kinda paid off. But still, I can't help to think all didn't go as well as I planned it to be. Much of the weekend was spent anticipating good things to happen...Yet none of it materialized!
Still, I have to get the show going...I took a deep breath and let all the blind anger fly away...It kinda worked. I stepped in front of the class and put my best foot forward...as if nothing happened, as if numb, as if I'm light as a feather. I spoke in front of the class flawlessly...with impetuous and irresistable charge...my mind was clear. I actually felt great! Just like having an ORGASM...
I know you have a question - "Ian, why do you always use sex as an object of comparison?"
The answer? I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!! GO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!
Sad to say, that was the only moment I felt great today...So far
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